Sunday June 29th, 2008 / 5 responses

Baby steals mom's stash, doesn't know his limits

It's understandable that Sabrina Ross passed out after her long day of pleasuring nice men for crack and heroin. It's hard to get out there and make something of yourself, and sometimes you need - nay, deserve - a good rest.

It's also understandable that she left her 14-month-old baby unattended in the crack den she called home, because that's the kind of stuff you forget when you're a worthless, pathetic, wasted sack of garbage like Sabrina, bless her heart.

But little Rio wasn't so understanding and took full advantage of the situation. While his neglectful "former" whore of a mother was getting the rest she so richly deserved - probably passed out with her pants around her knees and a naked 400lb Persian man lying on top of her - the baby broke into her stash (which happened to be lying around in the open) and greedily smoked up all the crack rocks and shot up all the heroin.

Sabrina left the house three times that night to score drugs before noticing that her baby was curled up dead in the corner clutching his favorite Winnie the Pooh doll.

Sources: Daily Mail



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