Previously dead baby is dead again, only for real this time
A tiny zombie baby who fell into the River Thames when her mother fainted and dropped her on Wednesday was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at the hospital. Doctors delivered the tragic news to the mother after the baby showed no signs of life and medical staff ceased attempts at resuscitation.
But over two hours later, it was discovered that the baby had a faint pulse. After a flurry of confusing reports and probably more than one "Oh, crap. WTF?" the child was listed in critical condition, but very much alive and hungry for brains.
Unfortunately, the little girl's second chance at life was soon revoked (she probably didn't vow to punish pedophiles with her new super powers) and police once again announced that she was stone dead, adding "For realsies this time, y'all."
Sources: Reuters UK, Telegraph
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