Sunday June 29th, 2008 / 1 response

Teenager stabbed to death while on the phone with his friend some random guy in his cell

When a meaningless 50-youth brawl broke out at the pub where he was celebrating, 16-year-old Ben Kinsella broke a bottle over an innocent cancer patient's head got away as fast as he could. Unfortunately he was seen pissing on a cop car fleeing by a gang of thugs, who began to pursue him, shouting "Less filling! Less filling!" "Get him!" according to one witness.

Ben was running from the mob when he drunk-texted frantically dialed some guy whose name looks a lot like his friend's name when you're running from knife-wielding thugs his friend, David Dugdale, only getting out the words "Booty call, bitch! We are sooo going to do it tonight! Wait, who is this?" "Help me!" before passing out in a pool of his own vomit being stabbed to death.

Sources: Telegraph

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