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They say all good things must come to an end, and for our very own Colin Harold Doo, it looks like a 15-year streak of raping and abusing little girls is finally over. Please join us as we take a look back at some of the highlights of Colin's illustrious career.
Doo, as he's known by his loving co-workers and closest friends, has always been a bit of an over-achiever. It should come as no surprise that he began his career by judiciously stalking his young victims, all little girls aged between 10 and 16, using private investigators in at least one case.
Never one to ignore even the tiniest vagina detail, Doo ensured he always knew what the little girls were up to by installing surveillance cameras in places they frequented, like inside their toilets.
Who can forget the time Doo drugged one of his young victims, suspended her from the ceiling by a chain attached to her leg and filmed himself raping her 14 times and committing 41 indecent acts with her?
For contributions like these, we present Colin Harold Doo with 22 counts of rape, 103 charges of committing an indecent act, 232 charges of producing child pornography and this year's award for the best sexual penetration of a minor.
Sources: The Age
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