Saturday July 19th, 2008 / 5 responses

Woman claims newborn is hers as cops find dead baby momma at her apartment

In a tale eerily similar to the box-cutter baby thief fiasco, Andrea Curry-Demus initially claimed that the newborn she carried into the emergency room on Thursday with its umbilical cord still attached was her own child. After doctors quickly determined that she was a lying bitch, Andrea changed her story and told them that she had recently been pregnant but lost her demon-spawn to a miscarriage.

She explained that instead of admitting she was never really pregnant her body had killed her own flesh-and-blood (That would have been soooo embarrassing because it means she's basically a failure, right? Yeah? Are we right? Anyone?...No?), she purchased a replacement baby from a young woman named Tina for $1000. (Would have been cheaper in Haiti.)

But Andrea's story changed again when police were called to investigate a foul odor coming from her apartment and found the body of a young women rotting in a pool of blood with her uterus cut open.

In 1991, Curry-Demus pled guilty to attacking a pregnant woman with a knife, allegedly planning to cut the baby from the womb to raise as her own. She was sentenced to 10 years of probation for that incident.

Andrea's eloquent response to the body found in her apartment was "I didn't do nothing", which is technically supposed to be pronounced, "I'm a miserable tramp who needs to be falcon-punched."

Sources: MSNBC

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