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Wednesday August 6th, 2008 / 0 responses

14-year-old boy describes beating his mother to death in eerie third person

We're not sure who's giving this kid his legal advice, but we suspect it's someone with Down syndrome.

14-year-old Christian Taylor was the only other person in the house the night his mother, Francine Morgan, was beaten to death with a flashlight and shot in the face, a violent demise that was captured on a 911 call the 40-year-old made in her final moments.

On the recording, Francine's screams can be heard as her skull is crushed repeatedly by a hard object. The injuries to her face were so severe that it took authorities some time to realize she had also been shot through her cheek.

Initially, Christian said he knew nothing of the attack, but later revealed in an over-dramatic, theatrical voice and interpretive dance that he vaguely recalls being in a dream-like state where a "dark, shadowy figure"was moving through the house. He says the shadowy figure got into an argument with Francine about something she was morally opposed to and killed her because of it, beating her against a wall until she was too fatigued to fight back and then "finishing her off."

When asked if the dark, shadowy figure was him, Christian said it was possible.

He also mentioned that there was a lot of "wrestling around" during the frantic struggle, and that his mother was "fighting hard, trying not to give up" when she died.

Sources: Newsnet5


Wednesday August 6th, 2008 / 21294 responses

Businessman ingeniously cuts his own head off while wife watches

With this past week chock-full of beheadings, suicides by decapitation and baby-ditchings, here's more of the same.

Wealthy businessman Tadeusz Szewczek waited for his wife to get home before hitting the gas and speeding away in his car with a steel rope tied around his neck.

The other end of the rope was tightly secured to a fence behind him, something that his wife didn't notice until Tadeusz's head came bouncing back down the street towards her while the car containing his decapitated body continued into the distance.

Sources: Daily Record


Wednesday August 6th, 2008 / 234 responses

Another bat-shit mother hides pregnancy then abandons newborn in the woods

Seems it's all the rage these days to deny what a slutty tramp you are by hiding your illegitimate, bastard pregnancies and ditching the baby as soon as it's born. What we want to know is how many more women out there are inexplicably lard-assed enough to actually get away with this?

40-year-old Lucinda Ferreira Guimarães already had four children, but chose to hide her new mistake pregnancy for fear that the latest abusive boyfriend in a long string of total winners she chose to be involved with wouldn't get mad and push her down the stairs like she deserved.

She kept the accident growing in her womb a secret for eight months before giving birth in a forest near her home and discarding the baby, leaving it what has been described as an armadillo burrow, which basically means the buried the child alive and walked away.

A suspicious neighbor saw Guimarães exiting the trees covered in blood and searched the woods using a hunting dog, locating the newborn a full day later. Amazingly, the child lived.

Lucinda was picked up and arrested at a bar, presumably trying to find her next baby-daddy.

Sources: Times Online


Wednesday August 6th, 2008 / 84 responses

Woman leaves dead baby from secret pregnancy in the trunk of her car

Claire Jones is a class act, ladies and gentlemen. So classy that when she discovered she was knocked up by a co-worker she had been whoring around with, Claire decided to conceal her pregnancy, telling her daff boyfriend of 11 years that she was gaining weight because of a wheat allergy, which he somehow bought.

Her ridiculous plan went swimmingly and months later she quietly gave birth in the bathroom of her boyfriend's parents' house.

When questioned about her pregnancy by doctors, Claire said the baby was already dead when she shit it out and she had done what most people do with dead babies - flushed it down the toilet.

However, a search of her car later revealed the dead child wrapped in trash bags and tossed into the trunk, rotting away.

Sources: Telegraph


Monday August 4th, 2008 / 0 responses

Chef chops off the heads of girlfriend and dog

Chef chops off the heads of his girlfriend and dog; prepares a delicious meal

We imagine Athanassios Arvanitis, who was recently fired from his chef's job, muttered "I'll show them all, those bastards!" as he set to work preparing a heretofore unheard of culinary masterpiece.

After using a butcher knife to cut the head off of his girlfriend's dog (leaving it to simmer with onions and shallots in a light, apricot glaze), he turned his focus to the main course - stabbing his 25-year-old girlfriend to death in her armpit (makes for a more pleasing plate presentation, since you can easily hide the wound) and sawing off her head.

Arvanitis paraded through the streets of Santorini displaying the severed head and searching for just the right garnish to complete his elaborate dish. When confronted by authorities, he tried to decapitate them as well. He was eventually arrested after getting his lungs filled with lead.

Sources: BBC (Submitted by Rob)


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