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Friday July 25th, 2008 / 13 responses

Granny makes porn video of grandchildren

Granny makes porn video of grandchildren

When Denise Ward's two grandchildren came to visit her Texas home without their parents, she took the opportunity to cast them in a porn video she was producing - a story only made sexier by the fact that the kids were 10 and 11 years old at the time.

Granny Ward pled guilty to coerced sexual activity for photographing and taping the two youngsters naked while playing scratchy Frankie Avalon records and yammering endlessly about the good old days when she could "hop into a reverse cuban cradle position that easy."

Sources: Dallas Morning News


Thursday July 24th, 2008 / 1883 responses

Iraqi homo says he disliked being repeatedly raped by three rough, burly men in uniform

Iraqi homo says he disliked being repeatedly raped by three rough, burly men in uniform

A gay Iraqi man who says his name is "Kamal spelled with a K" recently admitted that the 15 days he spent being violently raped and beaten by three gunmen wasn't actually all that fun, despite always being one of his fantasies.

Kamal says the men discovered he was a homosexual when they removed his clothing and found his body totally hairless, oiled up with bacon grease and involuntarily writhing suggestively to a cheeky euro-pop beat. The men, lacking even the most basic cognitive skills, decided to ram Kamal in the ass for two weeks straight to teach him that being gay was wrong and disgusting.

That's right, people...they stripped him down, put him on all fours, spread his ass-cheeks, got rock-hard erections and had bare-back anal intercourse with him as punishment for being gay.

Kamal told us the experience still haunts him. Then, with a wispy, far-away look in his eyes, he excused himself to the downstairs restroom, telling us he might be awhile. As we showed ourselves to the door, we detected the sound of soft weeping and the smell of cheap, hotel hand lotion.

Sources: CNN


Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 / 10 responses

Teacher convicted of molesting middle-schooler is free to continue molesting

Teacher convicted of molesting middle-schooler is free to continue molesting

Aaron Mohanlal called in sick a whole lot between 2003 and 2005. Luckily, his spells never lasted very long because he knew of a secret cure for what ailed him - man on 13-year-old boy butt-sex.

The late-30's middle school art teacher kept his disease in check with a very aggressive medication schedule, boning one particular pretty little sex-pill as often as he could in the school's supply closet. On his frequent sick days, he would pick the boy up and take him back to his house for some nourishingly hairless sexual healing. He even bought the lad a cell phone, in case of medical emergencies.

We're not sure why he chose to come up with cute little pet names for their genitals, but we suspect he was much more comfortable saying "Oh yeah, suck more of that sweet elixir out of Mr. Pickle Snaps!" than the more clinical alternative. Some people get nervous around sterile medical terms like "my big, black cock".

Sadly, the magical elixir of boy-love began to dry up two years later when Mohanlal's young friend started highschool and rejected his requests for constant treatment.

Driven to desperation out of fear for his own health, Mohanlal made flyers featuring the boy's name, phone number and photograph and accusing him of having sex with animals. He was arrested while distributing the flyers to other students in an apparent attempt to embarrass the boy into giving up his pill-box again.

Even though he was convicted and sentenced to 43 years for child abuse, molestation and lewd battery almost two years ago, Mohanlal was released on bond and hasn't served a second of jail time.

Sources: CNN


Tuesday July 22nd, 2008 / 0 responses

Boyfriend beat his girlfriend with an electric cable for two weeks, but it was probably her fault

Boyfriend beat his girlfriend with an electric cable for two weeks, but it was probably her fault

22-year-old Denetria begged Jason Page to hit her anywhere other than her back after he whipped her with an extension cord so severely that her skin was later described as nothing but "open flesh", but authorities have yet to determine what exactly she did wrong.

Page, who the victim's parents meant to call "stern and fair" when they described him as "controlling and abusive", certainly wouldn't have duct-taped Denetria to a crib and tortured her for two weeks in the house where they lived with their two children for no reason. She must have done something to deserve her back being sliced open with the electric cable - or to warrant being slowly burned with a lighter.

Oh, don't even get us started on how she ran out of the house when Page finally stopped beating her and fell asleep, tired from all the guidance and discipline he was providing. She didn't even tell him where she was going when she left. If anything says "out-of-line", it's that kind of rude behavior.

While investigators are still looking for a smoking gun, Denetria has already offered to take the blame, claiming that it is all her own idiotic fault for being with such a monster - a monster guilty of caring too much, if anything.

Sources: WABC New York


Tuesday July 22nd, 2008 / 3 responses

Bosnian woman who was raped every day for over a year speaks about her experience

Jasmina was a beautiful young woman when the hit television show "So, You Think You Can F*ck? Bosnia Edition" picked her to be a contestant. It was her stunning beauty that viewers of the show say made Jasmina the show's first big winner.

For more than a year, Jasmina was tortured and raped by Serbian troops who violently broke into the show's rented, sea-side mansion almost immediately after filming began. Every day, she and 10 other contestants were dragged to the front lines and used like old, balled-up socks by grimy soldiers, most of whom were played by struggling actors just trying to get their big break, which explains some of the ridiculous grand-standing that occurred.

For instance, in one particularly difficult challenge, two female soldiers "used" an old, glass bottle on Jasmina until it shattered. Then they slashed her throat and wrists with the shards and used a bayonet to slash her breasts. Luckily, Jasmina got immunity in the following evening's elimination ceremony for winning that challenge.

Many of the contestants' suffered deteriorated health under the show's rigorous and abusive schedule. By the finale, Jasmina's weight had dropped to a disgusting and very un-sexy 99 lbs. But the soldiers (and television viewers worldwide) were hooked (and lacked a discerning taste in women), responding with laughter when Jasmina begged them to kill her instead of continuing to treat her like a roll of wadded up toilet paper. The rapes continued, despite her weakened state.

But it wasn't all fun and games. Jasmina says she has yet to see any compensation for winning the show, although she suspects that the rape-baby she aborted at six months old in a filthy refugee center might have been part of her prize.

The show's producers refused to comment and are currently promoting their newest reality show, "Celebrity Bachelor: Who Can Pay For This Hooker's Abortion Before My Wife Finds Out?"

Sources: CNN


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